I love being gay

Yeah, baby,

I didn’t make any rush decision,

I was born this way,

I’m gay,

Sorry if you’ve got some issues,

Go and cry on your mother’s shoulder,

Go and punch the wall of your room,

I’m gay out, loud and proud,

Yeah, baby,

So sorry if that offends your eyes, your ears, your mind,

But, frankly, I don’t care,

My mom, my dad, my sisters and my brother,

They don’t mind, they just love me,

And I love them back,

And at certain point I think God loves me,

So why in the world should I care whether you like me or not?

It’s not your business,

So stop being nosy and asking around who I’m banging with,

Or if I’m top or bottom,

Or if yours if bigger than mine or my boyfriend’s,

I’m a happy queer boy,

Spinning a never-ending spring on my hands,

I’ve found love, have you?

If not, stop being such a jerk at me and my kind,

And mind your own business,

Get a girl or a boy and have fun,

Your skin will really thank you to have sex!

Sorry girls, I’m gay, but we can be friends,

Sorry boys, I’m not after all your penises,

I found the one, and I’ll stick to it…

Sorry you all…this is my life,

And if you don’t like it,

Take a number and wait comfortably on your couch,

Till I give a damn!