Are you?!

My family calls me Martin, my middle name,

Being named after your father isn’t always a great deal,

At work people tend to call me Carlitos,

That’s fine since they’re my friends,

And sounds a bit humorous since I’m far from being petit…

Some people call me warlock,

That doesn’t offend me…I’m a Wiccan,

“Harming no one, doing what I want”,

I thank Mother Nature for everything she gives me…

So if I don’t question you for believing in someone who you didn’t meet,

Why do you question me for believing in what I touch, breath and see?

Some people call me gay,

Well, I guess they may think that’s an insult,

But it isn’t… that’s who I am,

I love a man, to whom I consider my soul mate,

My better half, my partner in this journey that people call life,

Whose hand I will hold until death do us part…

Some people call me fat,

That’s something I can’t deny…I am, indeed, fat,

No matter if I wear striped or dark clothes, I look fat,

But I discovered that I’m kinda sexy the way I look,

And even attractive for both men and women,

Though, I’m not interested in the latter,

But the only thing that matters

Is that my hubby can’t keep his hands off me…

Others tend to call me bitch,

Just because I speak what’s on my mind,

I can’t help it; this is just the way I am,

“Straight talking, queer thinking”,

However, now I’m just a faithful slut,

Who lets loose, but only in a private show, ha!

There are even others, who call me pervert,

Just because I enjoy sex,

I must confess I verge on being sexaholic,

Sorry, but I can’t apologize for enjoying it as much as I do,

Actually, you should try, everybody should,

Your skin and will surely thank you greatly…

You can call me whatever you want,

I don’t give a damn…

I’m Wiccan, fat, gay, pervert, but overall a human,

Yeah, I’m a human being in a complete state of bliss…

I’m happy, but the question is: are you?